Dear Mr. Hard to Read,
You say that I’M the one that’s hard to read, but I can’t be more clear of my wanting to date you. I’ve invited you out numerous times, I’ve answered every text, IM, call, and been genuinely interested in what you have had to say.
I can only take so much and try so hard before I give up, and I’m getting reallllly close to that point! Either give me the same amount of time I give you and show your interest, or respect that I’m moving on.
Not Hard to Read